Training programe

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

One day a senior manager,junior manager along with their boss were on the way ,they suddenly find an old lamp, one among them rub that one,then one devil appears and says: normally three wishes are fulfilled for one,as you are three let me fill one for each of you...
the senior manager with full enthusiasm takes the initiative and asks: I want to be in a ship, away from everyone enjoying the beauty.... then the devil says: pfuffff then Sr. Mgr disappers.
Now the junior manager eagerly says: I want to be in florida with beautiful girls,wine and everthing....
then the devil says: pfuffff then Jr. Mgr disappers.
now the Boss speaks out: he says: I want them back on the work by sharp 12:35pm.
moral of the story:always let the Boss speaks first!!!

Once upon a time there was a little sparrow who, while flying south for the winter, froze solid and fell to the ground. To make matters worse, a cow crapped on him. But the manure was warm and defrosted him. So there he is, warm and happy to be alive and he starts to sing. A cat comes along and he clears off the manure and eats the little bird.
The moral of the story is this: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy and everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend. And if you’re warm and happy no matter where you are, keep your big mouth shut.